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MEJOR NO ME DES NADA

TV SERIES - COMEDIA ACIDA - THRILLER POLITICO - por Diego Ezequiel Vivanco & Martin Romanella

“La corrupción es como una muela de juicio, si no la arrancás, tuerce todo lo que tiene al lado”.

MEJOR NO ME DES NADA

TV SERIES - COMEDIA ACIDA - THRILLER POLITICO - por Diego Ezequiel Vivanco & Martin Romanella

“La corrupción es como una muela de juicio, si no la arrancás, tuerce todo lo que tiene al lado”.

Logline

Tras descubrir que las tierras donde está construido el Obelisco les fueron robadas a su familia por el gobierno argentino, una joven estudiante de Derecho decide reunir a su disfuncional familia para hacer justicia, así conseguirlo implique demoler el emblemático monumento porteño.

 

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Synopsis

Mejor no me des Nada es una comedia ácida, inspirada en eventos reales y mitos urbanos que afirman que el terreno sobre el que se construyó el obelisco porteño le fue usurpado ilegalmente a Don Domingo Acassuso, quien cedió esas tierras en 1733 para la construcción de una iglesia con la condición de que, si el terreno se utilizaba para otra cosa que no fuera la iglesia, debía regresar a la familia. Cosa que nunca sucedió…

Reference

Algo así como “Burn After Reading” pero serial, “El Ciudadano Ilustre”, pero urbano, o Fargo —sin nieve.

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Screenplays

FEATURE MOVIE – DRAMA, SOCIAL ISSUES ORIGINAL IP

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Bedroom City

Screenplays

FEATURE MOVIE – DYSTOPIAN, DRAMA, THIRLLER – ORIGINAL IP

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CONFESSION

CONFESSION

Screenplays

Confesión is not a novel about Argentinean dictatorship, but about the many ways in which monstrosity coexists perfectly with absolute normality.

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Unknown

Screenplays

SERIES – DARK COMEDY, SUPERNATURAL, YA, BASED ON REAL EVENT

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